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booglemoth:

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zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

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  • jesus: i died on the cross for your sins
  • me: aint nobody tell u to do that tho

  • Enjolras: IT'S TIME TO TRYYYYY DEFYING MONARCHY

prongsmydeer:

Harry Potter AU where someone sees Harry in his cousin’s over-sized clothing with his underfed body and hears him casually mention the cupboard in which he sleeps and calls the fucking police

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lumos5000:

but no seriously what is Rose comes back for the 50th and is pregnant. and like Tentoo leaves them alone to chat and this is one of their first lines of dialogue together… i just ALKDFJSLKDJFASLKDFJASLDKFJ LKJ 

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sansaofhousestark:

"quickly!" cry the police. "the key to defusing the bomb is an encyclopaedic knowledge of les miserables!" "finally," i say, standing. "my time has come."

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ruinedchildhood:

Racism is still alive.

ruinedchildhood:

Racism is still alive.

stylesxhealy:

THERE IS SUCH A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THE EDUCATION SYSTEM WHEN STUDENTS ARE IN TEARS EVERY SINGLE NIGHT AND WAKE UP EVERY SINGLE MORNING WANTING TO THROW UP AT THE THOUGHT OF GETTING OUT OF BED WHILE THINKING THAT THEY’D RATHER BE DEAD THAN GO TO SCHOOL

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officialburger:

im not like other teenagers, im 51

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  • person: stop listening to showtunes
  • me: it's a living

  • Me: wanna come over?
  • Me: my parents aren't home ;)
  • Me: so we can sing showtunes as loud as we want.

agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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gothsportscore:

i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape

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